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2005-12-2

All Rise

Yo, yo

Your honour please Gotta believe what I say
What I will tell Happened just the other day
I must confess 'Cause had about Enough
I need your help Got to make this Here thing stop

Baby I swear I tell the truth
About all the things You used to do And if you thought
You had me fooled I'm tellin' you now Objection overruled
Here we go (Oh baby)

One for the money And the free rides
It's two for the lie That you denied
All rise All rise

Three for the calls You've been making
It's four for the times You've been faking
All rise All rise


You're on the stand With your back Against the wall
Nowhere to run And nobody You can call Oh no
I just can't wait Now the case is Open wide
You'll try to pray But the jury will decide

Baby I swear I tell the truth
About all the things You used to do
And if you thought You had me fooled
I'm tellin' you now Objection overruled Oh baby

One for the money And the free rides
It's two for the lie That you denied
All rise All rise
Three for the calls You've been making
It's four for the times You've been faking
All rise All rise

So step back 'cause You don't know this cat
I know deep down that You don't want me to react
I lay low leaving All my options open
The decision of the jury Has not been spoken
Step in my house You find that Your stuff has gone

But in reality to whom Does the stuff belong?
I bring you into court To preach my order And you know that
You overstep the border,Uhuh

One for the money And the free rides
It's two for the lie That you denied
All rise All rise
Three for the calls You've been making
It's four for the times You've been faking
All rise All rise

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2005-11-30

王菲的故事

周迅的前男友窦鹏是窦唯的堂弟,窦唯是王菲的前老公。
周迅的前男友宋宁是高原的表弟,高原是窦唯的现任老婆,窦唯是王菲的前老公。
周迅的前男友李亚鹏是王菲的现任男友。
周迅的前男友朴树的音乐制作人张亚东是王菲的前老公窦唯的妹妹窦颖的前老公也是王菲的音乐制作人。
 
这个故事是这样的 :
1、王菲跟着窦唯混,结果王菲出名了
2、王菲出名了,窦唯也跟着出名了
3、窦唯出名了,结果他周围的人也跟着沾光了
4、周迅本来是瞎混的,结果混到窦唯的圈子里,七整八整的也就出名了,她从前是太妹
5、李亚鹏跟着周迅混,也算是混出来了
6、后来李亚鹏觉得周迅不灵了,就跑去跟王菲混,这下整大发了,终于树立了自己中国第一陪护男士的形象
 
汗,这不是群P么,搞文艺的就是复杂~~
 

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